January252012

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Listen, I love you and all… I know you’re 23 years old… and yes, I know you’ve had a rough life.. and yes, I know I probably should’ve cared for you a little bit better… and yes, with routine maintenance you’d drive forever… But please, stop being such an asshole, car.  I’ve got plane tickets to buy.

Listen, I love you and all… I know you’re 23 years old… and yes, I know you’ve had a rough life.. and yes, I know I probably should’ve cared for you a little bit better… and yes, with routine maintenance you’d drive forever…

But please, stop being such an asshole, car.  I’ve got plane tickets to buy.

Tags: /volvo /740 /1989 /workaholics

January142012

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I don’t know how this still drives.

I don’t know how this still drives.

Tags: /volvo /740 /import /death missile

May92011

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It’s the end of an era.

Now if only I had a speedometer… I’d be untouchable. 

Tags: /volvo /nebraska